Job Application

I am really excited to tell you that I am searching for a trade to begin work with. I have so many options. I can be a cooper, tinner, blacksmith, silversmith, shoemaker, weaver, cabinet maker, tailor, caster, candle maker, printer, gunsmith, woodworker, butcher, or baker.
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I tell you friends; searching for a trade is not easy. First, you need to know what you like to do. You also, have to be good at that. In every town there is usually more than one trade shop so you need to figure out who to work for.

I would like to be a shoemaker, silversmith, or a blacksmith. I think I would like to be a shoemaker because it uses lots of patterns and it is a mixture of leather working, wood working, and stitching. I think I would like being a silversmith because I think I would like metal working and how you can do such intricate designs. I think I would also like to be a blacksmith because you get gigantic muscles and get lots of dexterity.

After debating with myself I have finally decided to be a silversmith. I think I would be a great silversmith because I am a great artist and I have always wanted to work with metal.


 

Job Application (Translation provided by a nifty shakespeare translator)

I am very much excit’d to telleth thee that I am searching for a trade to beginneth worketh with. I has’t so many options. I can beest a cooper, tinner, blacksmith, silversmith, shoemaker, weaver, carpenter, tailor, caster, candle maker, printer, gunsmith, woodworke, butcher, or baker.

I telleth thee friends; searching for a trade is not easy. First, thee needeth to knoweth what thee like to doth. thee eke, has’t to beest valorous at that. In every town thither is usually more than one trade shop so thee needeth to figure out who to worketh for.

I would like to beest a shoemaker, silversmith, or a blacksmith. methinks I would like to beest a shoemaker because it useth lots of patterns and tis a mixture of leather working, wood working, and stitching. methinks I would like being a silversmith because methinks I would like metal working and how thee can doth such intricate designs. methinks I would eke like to beest a blacksmith because thee receiveth gigantic muscles and receiveth lots of dexterity

After debating with myself I has’t finally hath decided to beest a silversmith. Methinks I would beest a most wondrous silversmith because I am a most wondrous artist and I has’t at each moment wanted to worketh with metal.


 

Job Application (Translation Provided by another nifty shakespeare translator)

i am very much excit’d to bid thee yond i am searching f’r a tradeth to beginneth w’rk with. i has’t so many options. i can beest a coop’r, tinn’r, blacksmith, silv’rsmith, shoemak’r, weav’r, cabinet mak’r, tail’r, did cast’r, candle mak’r, printeth’r, gunsmith, woodw’rk’r, butch’r, ‘r bak’r.

i bid thee cater-cousins; searching f’r a tradeth is not easy. first, thee needeth to knoweth what thee liketh to doth. thee eke, has’t to beest valorous at yond. in ev’ry town th’re is usually m’re than one tradeth shopeth so thee needeth to figure out who is’t to w’rk f’r.

i wouldst liketh to beest a shoemak’r, silv’rsmith, ‘r a blacksmith. i bethink i wouldst liketh to beest a shoemak’r because t uses lots of patt’rns and t is a mixture of leath’r w’rking, wood w’rking, and stitching. i bethink i wouldst liketh being a silv’rsmith because i bethink i wouldst liketh metal w’rking and how thee can doth such intricate designs. i bethink i wouldst eke liketh to beest a blacksmith because thee receiveth gigantic muscles and receiveth lots of dext’rity.

aft’r debating with myself i has’t finally hath decided to beest a silv’rsmith. i bethink i wouldst beest a most wondrous silv’rsmith because i am a most wondrous artist and i has’t at each moment did want to w’rk with metal.


If you want to play around with a fake translator check out this fun translator.

— Dacen

At the scrap yard

Ditching the dead fridge

Taking notes

Woodworker

in the pasture

Funky tree

Cobbler

Weaver

Guns

Militia boy

How cute

Niiice hat

Drum and fife

Tin worker

Cool tree

Sipping chocolate

Quill pen

Signing

Signature

Bad Papa and Brielle

Bad kids

Huck at court

Witness in court

Caden at court

Stair way to...?

The palace

The gals

Pretty bed

At the foundry

 

2 thoughts on “Job Application

  • May 9, 2016 at 12:05 am
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    Me thinkith you wouldst be wondrous at what ever you chooseth. Great post!!!! Love you Granna

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    • May 14, 2016 at 2:23 pm
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      thank thee so very much. and most wondrous job on thy fusty english. 😉

      Reply

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