{"id":1554,"date":"2016-04-30T16:19:48","date_gmt":"2016-04-30T16:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/?p=1554"},"modified":"2016-05-06T22:22:41","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T22:22:41","slug":"job-application","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/2016\/04\/30\/job-application\/","title":{"rendered":"Job Application"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am really excited to tell you that I am searching for a trade to begin work with. I have so many options. I can be a cooper, tinner, blacksmith, silversmith, shoemaker, weaver, cabinet maker, tailor, caster, candle maker, printer, gunsmith, woodworker, butcher, or baker.<br \/>\n<a title=\"Turner\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/136797225@N05\/26103953244\/in\/album-72157667733464775\/\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/farm2.staticflickr.com\/1702\/26103953244_51dd67cbbb_n.jpg\" alt=\"Turner\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>I tell you friends; searching for a trade is not easy. First, you need to know what you like to do. You also, have to be good at that. In every town there is usually more than one trade shop so you need to figure out who to work for.<\/p>\n<p>I would like to be a shoemaker, silversmith, or a blacksmith. I think I would like to be a shoemaker because it uses lots of patterns and it is a mixture of leather working, wood working, and stitching. I think I would like being a silversmith because I think I would like metal working and how you can do such intricate designs. I think I would also like to be a blacksmith because you get gigantic muscles and get lots of dexterity.<\/p>\n<p>After debating\u00a0with myself I have finally decided to be a silversmith.\u00a0I think I would be a great silversmith because I am a great artist and I have always wanted to work with metal.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Job Application <\/strong>(Translation provided by a nifty <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shmoop.com\/shakespeare-translator\/\">shakespeare translator<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>I am very much excit&#8217;d to telleth thee that I am searching for a trade to beginneth worketh with. I has&#8217;t so many options. I can beest a cooper, tinner, blacksmith, silversmith, shoemaker, weaver, carpenter, tailor, caster, candle maker, printer, gunsmith, woodworke, butcher, or baker.<\/p>\n<p>I telleth thee friends; searching for a trade is not easy. First, thee needeth to knoweth what thee like to doth. thee eke, has&#8217;t to beest valorous at that. In every town thither is usually more than one trade shop so thee needeth to figure out who to worketh for.<\/p>\n<p>I would like to beest a shoemaker, silversmith, or a blacksmith. methinks I would like to beest a shoemaker because it useth lots of patterns and tis a mixture of leather working, wood working, and stitching. methinks I would like being a silversmith because methinks I would like metal working and how thee can doth such intricate designs. methinks I would eke like to beest a blacksmith because thee receiveth gigantic muscles and receiveth lots of dexterity<\/p>\n<p>After debating\u00a0with myself I has&#8217;t finally hath decided to beest a silversmith. Methinks I would beest a most wondrous silversmith because I am a most wondrous artist and I has&#8217;t at each moment wanted to worketh with metal.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Job Application <\/strong>(Translation Provided by\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shmoop.com\/shakespeare-translator\/\">another nifty shakespeare translator<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>i am very much excit&#8217;d to bid thee yond i am searching f&#8217;r a tradeth to beginneth w&#8217;rk with. i has&#8217;t so many options. i can beest a coop&#8217;r, tinn&#8217;r, blacksmith, silv&#8217;rsmith, shoemak&#8217;r, weav&#8217;r, cabinet mak&#8217;r, tail&#8217;r, did cast&#8217;r, candle mak&#8217;r, printeth&#8217;r, gunsmith, woodw&#8217;rk&#8217;r, butch&#8217;r, &#8216;r bak&#8217;r.<\/p>\n<p>i bid thee cater-cousins; searching f&#8217;r a tradeth is not easy. first, thee needeth to knoweth what thee liketh to doth. thee eke, has&#8217;t to beest valorous at yond. in ev&#8217;ry town th&#8217;re is usually m&#8217;re than one tradeth shopeth so thee needeth to figure out who is&#8217;t to w&#8217;rk f&#8217;r.<\/p>\n<p>i wouldst liketh to beest a shoemak&#8217;r, silv&#8217;rsmith, &#8216;r a blacksmith. i bethink i wouldst liketh to beest a shoemak&#8217;r because t uses lots of patt&#8217;rns and t is a mixture of leath&#8217;r w&#8217;rking, wood w&#8217;rking, and stitching. i bethink i wouldst liketh being a silv&#8217;rsmith because i bethink i wouldst liketh metal w&#8217;rking and how thee can doth such intricate designs. i bethink i wouldst eke liketh to beest a blacksmith because thee receiveth gigantic muscles and receiveth lots of dext&#8217;rity.<\/p>\n<p>aft&#8217;r debating with myself i has&#8217;t finally hath decided to beest a silv&#8217;rsmith. i bethink i wouldst beest a most wondrous silv&#8217;rsmith because i am a most wondrous artist and i has&#8217;t at each moment did want to w&#8217;rk with metal.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>If you want to play around with a fake translator check out\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/lingojam.com\/shakespearean\">this fun translator<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Dacen<\/p>\n<div id=\"flickr_72157667732964662_1970\"><div class=\"slickr-flickr-slideshow landscape medium \"><div class=\"active\"><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7278\/26215345463_c13f6d3e66.jpg\" title=\"At the scrap yard\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>At the scrap yard<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7382\/26819789035_970789d21a.jpg\" title=\"Ditching the dead fridge\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Ditching the dead fridge<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7619\/26811722881_0b396dca1d.jpg\" title=\"Taking notes\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Taking notes<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7400\/26819784305_7084d1b09f.jpg\" title=\"Woodworker\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Woodworker<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7625\/26215339983_03633c1eaf.jpg\" title=\"in the pasture\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>in the pasture<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7646\/26819783345_4accef4fac.jpg\" title=\"Funky tree\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Funky tree<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7685\/26215336373_3fb8c4b5fe.jpg\" title=\"Cobbler\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Cobbler<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7599\/26819780835_a909355d48.jpg\" title=\"Weaver\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Weaver<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7434\/26215331823_9b820df121.jpg\" title=\"Guns\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Guns<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7113\/26215330853_0ca3d18376.jpg\" title=\"Militia boy\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Militia boy<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7522\/26785969592_362d9536a9.jpg\" title=\"How cute\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>How cute<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7053\/26215330053_cdec42afd7.jpg\" title=\"Niiice hat\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Niiice hat<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7293\/26215329313_641867c0c2.jpg\" title=\"Drum and fife\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Drum and fife<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7696\/26215328763_3517f0bcdb.jpg\" title=\"Tin worker\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Tin worker<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7704\/26214552794_c343f461a3.jpg\" title=\"Cool tree\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Cool tree<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7379\/26879447405_092b027e2b.jpg\" title=\"Sipping chocolate\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Sipping chocolate<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7549\/26726170612_99c60019b1.jpg\" title=\"Quill pen\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Quill pen<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7244\/26214551304_a11f434c4c.jpg\" title=\"Signing\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Signing<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7679\/26726170442_188a114368.jpg\" title=\"Signature\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Signature<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7415\/26214550544_29c376559f.jpg\" title=\"Bad Papa and Brielle\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Bad Papa and Brielle<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7231\/26726170102_44d2ce33f0.jpg\" title=\"Bad kids\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Bad kids<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7664\/26214549004_bb2a9a10e0.jpg\" title=\"Huck at court\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Huck at court<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7118\/26879447165_0e949ec368.jpg\" title=\"Witness in court\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Witness in court<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7304\/26726169682_94f1f2f04e.jpg\" title=\"Caden at court\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Caden at court<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7350\/26215353643_f601c3aeeb.jpg\" title=\"Stair way to...?\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Stair way to...?<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7232\/26879446915_9fdb15924e.jpg\" title=\"The palace\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>The palace<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7373\/26785967232_e0c33927da.jpg\" title=\"The gals\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>The gals<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7105\/26845165186_55dc982c5e.jpg\" title=\"Pretty bed\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>Pretty bed<\/p><\/div><div><img src=\"https:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7638\/26879446035_ece836a08e.jpg\" title=\"At the foundry\" alt=\"\"  \/><p>At the foundry<\/p><\/div><\/div><script type=\"text\/javascript\">jQuery(\"#flickr_72157667732964662_1970\").data(\"options\",{\"delay\":3000,\"autoplay\":true,\"transition\":500,\"link\":\"next\",\"target\":\"_self\",\"width\":\"\",\"height\":\"\"});<\/script><div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am really excited to tell you that I am searching for a trade to begin work with. I have so many options. I can be a cooper, tinner, blacksmith, silversmith, shoemaker, weaver, cabinet maker, tailor, caster, candle maker, printer, gunsmith, woodworker, butcher, or baker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[47,46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1554"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1580,"href":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554\/revisions\/1580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewachs.com\/wachsacrossamerica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}